February 2012
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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Watchqueuebert:
SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD TRAILER. OMG
I’m pretty sure this is supposed to be a comedy, but I’m twice as sure that I would cry through the entire thing.
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neraiutsuze:
Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans
Sam Winchester VS The Clowns
Also:
Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans
Dean Winchester vs The Plane
also
Castiel vs anything:
Castiel vs Women
then there’s Bobby
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“Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via closing)
“I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.” This is actually one of the most perfect sentences I have ever read.
(via tzophia)
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Reading other people’s fiction from my Creative Writing class makes me really confused about people.
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I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice Guy."
shewalkslikethunder:
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Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can make...
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Four Days
lazybookreviews:
That’s how long I’ve been singing ‘Babies work hard for the money! So hard for the money! Babies work hard for the money so you better treat them right!’
Jesus Christ. I need a new song. Even the baby is all ‘okay, a living wage for babies, great. Do you have anything about an itsy bitsy spider?’
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ohsnapitzmarina:
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
Okay, I laughed way too hard at this. haha
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Interview with Jasika Nicole
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Insider: When I talked to Josh Jackson a few weeks ago, he remarked that Peter should become an Observer at the end of the series. What do you think Astrid’s endgame should be? Jasika: Whoa! I’m still reeling from the Peter thing. That’s cool and it totally makes sense. Oh man. I love that. OK, focus — Astrid’s endgame. OK, I have no idea if this could ever happen but I think...
“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones, “I’m Sorry M.I.A Apologized” (via theopensea)
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