We can switch names if you like. I can be Cop-face and you can be Schnook.

Video proof that Mark Sheppard is in everything.

Firefly 1x01 ‘Serenity’ | Chuck 5x13 ‘Chuck Versus the Goodbye’

luckyll20:

Chuck: I need another target first, with GPS coordinates. I don’t know… Casey, what about your car?

Casey: No!

Chuck: Come on, we’re running out of time here. Just tell me what the GPS coordinates are for the Crown Vic.

Sarah: Tell him, Casey.

Chuck: Tell me, Casey.

Casey: 71477. Aw.

Chuck: I’m really sorry, buddy.

chuckworld:

Chuck: Where’s a pitch pipe when you need one.
[Casey sings the note]
Chuck: Hey. What?
Casey: Choir boy… What? I wasn’t hatched.

Chuck vs The Fat Lady (2x07)

chuckworld:

Roan: We need to talk about protection.
Chuck: I *really* don’t think it’s going to get that far.
Roan: I mean a gun. Do you know why she’s called the “black widow?”
Chuck: Because she’s African-American, and her husband died?
Roan: Because she kills all her men.

Chuck vs The Seduction (2x02)

demova:

(via neuralmente)

A cigar right now and a knife, and you would —

#mekenna melvin makes everything better

slows:

chuckworld:

Chuck: But nothing, okay? I said no. Woman!

Chuck vs The Seduction Impossible (4x14)